I get some real odd balls. That’s the truth and I’m not even going to try to deny it. This guy really was looking for female Tel Aviv escorts that also had facial hair. I politely told him that I don’t have any facial hair. This is one of those things that’s never been a problem for me. I don’t know why that is really. Maybe I’ve just been lucky. Sure, I have a little peach fuzz. All girls have that. I don’t have a mustache or anything like that.
Would I be willing to wear a fake mustache and beard? That’s what my Tel Aviv escorts client asked me over the phone. I told him I have no idea where such things are sold. He told me not to worry about that. He’d find a fake mustache and beard for me. He also said that he’d help me put it on. I was surprised by all this and quite curious as well. I told him I’d do it. I just wanted to see what all this was about.
I’m going to skip now to the heart of the Tel Aviv escorts experience. There’s a little small talk and we end up in his bathroom. There I sat on his toilet and he put the fake beard and mustache on me. He used some sort of cement stuff to glue it to my face. It was a real motherfucker getting off after we were done. If I had known this, I would’ve charged him extra. It took almost a half hour to get that fucking thing off of my face.
So, what exactly happened during this Tel Aviv escorts ordeal?
We had sex while I wore a fake beard and mustache. I sucked his dick and he even gave me a rimjob. I had the feeling that he wanted to have anal sex with me. Actually, I think this Tel Aviv escorts client may have been a bit deceptive. I don’t know if he was a man who secretly wanted to have sex with men or what. He said that he’s really turned on by women with facial hair. I guess I’ll leave it at that.
The sex was pretty standard really. There was oral and he seemed to enjoy it a lot. We had sex in a few different positions. The missionary position was saved for last. He busted a nut and almost fell on top of me. I thought the guy was going to smother me at first. He was totally spent and couldn’t move. Which isn’t all that great if you have fake facial hair and don’t know how to remove it.
The facial hair came off and that was the end of our Tel Aviv escorts encounter. I can’t say that I’m looking forward to a second one if it were to come around. To be absolutely honest, he was almost like any other Tel Aviv escorts client. The only difference was the fake fur that I had to put on my face. If it wasn’t for that, none of this would’ve been memorable in the slightest.